- 6 days ago
- 2 weeks ago
"'I am Groot' was all Groot ever said to him. One day, he was amazed to discover that when Groot was saying 'I am Groot', what he meant was, 'I love you.' And even more amazing was the day Rocket realized he truly loved him back."
- 3 weeks ago
Squirrel Girl needs a movie.
LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS
THIS CHARACTER IS BY FAR THE MOST POWERFUL, THE MOST INTERESTING, AND THE MOST WORTHY OF BEING YOUR ROLE MODEL EVER.
FIRST OFF SHE NEVER ONCE GOES GRIMDARK NOT ONCE AND WHEN SPEEDBALL WENT AND DID HIS STUPID CLIVE BARKER POINTS POINTED INWARD ARMOR THING SHE CALLED HIM OUT ON IT AND OUTRIGHT DECLARED SUCH A THING WAS CHILDISH AND MADE HIM INEFFECTIVE AS A HERO BECAUSE A HERO HAS TO BE APPROACHABLE.
ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT HER SUPERPOWER. YOU TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND THINK SHE’S JUST A LOSER RIGHT? WRONG. SQUIRREL GIRL HAS THE MUTANT POWER TO NOT ONLY HAVE SQUIRREL TRAITS BUT CAN ALSO COMMAND THE ABSOLUTE LOYALTY OF SQUIRRELS. HOW MANY SQUIRRELS? TRY EVERY SQUIRREL EVERY WHERE. FLYING SQUIRRELS, TREE SQUIRRELS, I BET YOU SOMEHOW SHE CAN EVEN COMMAND THE LOYALTY OF SOME SHITASTICALLY RARE POISON SQUIRRELS.
BECAUSE OF THIS POWER SHES MANAGED TO TAKE ON FOES THAT WOULD NORMALLY JUST INCINERATE HER ON THE SPOT. SHE TOOK ON DOCTOR VICTOR VON DOOM FOR PETE’S PATOOTS NOT A DOOM BOT THE ACTUAL DOCTOR DOOM AN ACTUAL SORTA ALIEN GOD CALLED THE WATCHER HAD TO ACTUALLY FACT CHECK THAT SHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE DIDNT BELIEVE IT AND THAT FUCKER NEVER INTERVENES FOR SHIT BUT HE HAD TO IN THIS CASE BECAUSE THE WORLD JUST COULDN’T BELIEVE SQUIRREL GIRL DEFEATED THE GENUINE DOCTOR DOOM HE WAS LIKE “OH HELL YEAH I HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACT CHECK THIS SHIT THE UNIVERSE NEEDS THIS WHAT IM SURE GALACTUS CAN WAIT.”
ALSO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTALOONS BEACUSE THIS LADY ACTUALLY TOOK ON GALACTUS AND WON.
GALACTUS YES THAT GALACTUS THE GIANT DUDE THAT EATS PLANETS SHE TOOK ON A SPACE GOD WITH NOTHIN GBUT MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRRELS.
SHE NEEDS A SERIES. A MOVIE, A FANBASE SHES JUST THAT AWESOME.
ALSO SHE’S PART OF A LOSER HERO TEAM CALLED THE GREAT LAKES AVENGERS AND ITS STAFFED BY A DUDE WHO CAN COME BACK TO LIFE WHEN HE DIES LIKE KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK
IM DONE HERE JUST USE WIKIPEDIA ALREADY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
No, seriously, it has become something of a running gag that Squirrel Girl can defeat any villain.
She is like “Instant Fun, just add Squirrel Girl”.
I strongly recommend reading her adventures, they are just super-great. ^__^
(Minor correction, it is actually the Great Lakes Champions, not Avengers.)
(She also has a healing factor and enhanced strength among some other squirrel-themed powers.)
Marvel set up a system of gauging superheroes powers and based it largely on which characters have defeated and lost to other characters to determine what those power levels are. Due to Squirrel Girl having defeated so many strong villains, they were forced to put every single power category at 7 out of 7.
She is the only Marvel character in history to achieve this.
The red are what fans think her power ratings should be.
Blue is canon ratings.
[source: http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl ]
Listen to me: Squirrel Girl is the best and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Felicia Day should be SG in the MCU.
Or maybe Vanessa Bayer.
(via siphersaysstuff)Source: simplycrazyhunter
- 3 weeks ago
Wow, I can’t even name everyone in this shot.
Why is Hawk there without Dove?
That’s Huntress next to Vixen. Two episodes go by and she gets a new costume, no explanation.
Who is that guy next to Blue Devil? The Six Million Dollar Man?
Wildcat showed up but not Black Canary?
It’s weird, Booster Gold gets his own episode, but Blue Beetle is never once seen or mentioned. Probably for the best.
Fun factoid: Oded Fehr, rumored to be playing Dr. Strange, voices Dr. Fate in this show.
Other fun factoid: Phil LaMarr voices every black character on the show (except Mr. Terrific) and two of the white people.
Blue Beetle was tied up in licensing issues, IIRC. Plastic Man too.
The guy with the black uniform and shoulder holster is… Man, I wanna say Peter Cannon, Thunderbolt, but that’s wrong.
That’s Nemesis.Source: darkarfs
- 1 month ago
There’s a bit of Kamala in us all.
KAMALA IS TUMBLR <3
I lost it at “very claws”
And just look at her little anime sweatdrop as she fangirls over meeting Logan :D
adorable little shippy fangirl who plays mmos and speaks doge <3
All in all it’s a very funny scene, but the idea of fictional characters shipping each other in-universe unnerves me. O_o; I mean, RPF is this really dodgy thing in real life, and it’s basically the same thing from the character’s perspective…
I dunnow. ._. Maybe I’m just uptight.
Actually, it occurs to me now that her dialogue doesn’t affirm “shipping”, just teamups. I need to read this issue….
That’s good then. The Cyclops and Emma thing made me wonder though. Didn’t they break up?
it also implies that Wolverine both knows and cares about fanfic, which is odd.
Wolverine *does* hang around with teenagers all the time.Source: katiaswift
- 2 months ago
I bet Professor X is like “No, Eric. You can reason with him!”
note that in this case, the path of violence is throwing a fuckin’ rock at a dinosaur.
Isn’t Chuck a telepath?
They’d both lost their powers at the time, I believe.
(This somehow also allowed Xavier to walk.)Source: fuckyeah1990s
- 2 months ago
Huh. The published issue features a team-up with the Shroud. I know the Shroud had a miniseries out around that time, but it still seems weird to sub out Ghost Rider for the Shroud, because…come on, the Shroud?
(via themarvelageofcomics)Source: alexhchung
- 2 months ago
i’m going to jail. i’m going. i’m leaving.
Are were sure this show is for children
The 80s were a hell of a drug.
Also, dang, man. DANG.
what am i looking at? besides the obvious?
Edith Prickley: The College Years.Source: sophiealdred
- 3 months ago
A Wendy’s Kids Meal bag that was given away with the chain’s Teen Titans cartoon-based toys. As neat as the promo was, being licensed by Wendy’s is the fast food merch equivalent of being told that your beloved franchise is getting sent to live upstate on a nice farm; in the end, the attached Bandai coupon lasted slightly longer than the show did, expiring about a month after the final Titans episode aired on TV.
(I don’t know why the coupon wasn’t valid in Quebec.)
I do like that the evil aliens who trapped Robin somehow created magical bricks that can only be destroyed by math-based karate. Really showing some initiative, those evil aliens.
Quebec has a ton of onerous regulations on contests and giveaways, so there are a lot of things that aren’t valid there.Source: monzo12782